By Rabbit Armando
HondaReport.com Ohana Fantasy Football League the Newsletter
Friday, Sept. 1, 2006

Parks and pills and the Wu-Tang Clan don't seem to have a thread in common.

Then you put it together. Parkpill is the Spalding™ rock you dropped into netless rims at the park for hours on end back small-kid time. And if you hung in the park after hours like many true ballers back in the day, then you could not, nor would not forget your roots, the music in the background, the popping and locking and b-boy marathons at the Shell. For some, that means Afrika Bambaataa and the Soul Sonic Force.

For others, it was Wu-Tang. For Chad, whose team did quite well in the HRC Fantasy Basketball League last season, fantasy football is another extension of the love for sports.

Owner: Chad
Franchise: Parkpill

What is the attraction to fantasy football? Playing fantasy football makes watching the NFL season more enjoyable to watch. Pluse I'm an ultra competitive person so I love any challenge.

What makes this league unique? I'll have to wait and see on that one.

How did you come up with your team's name, and what does it mean to you? Parkpill, as I'm sure you're well aware of is an old school name for a basketball, which is my favorite sport. I watch it, play it, and coach it.

As a franchise owner, what would you like to say to the fans? Fans......there are fans? Nothing to say to the fans. However, to the other owners I'd like to say: I already won the HRC fantasy basketball league so be ready for more pain!

What would be the perfect roster for your team? My perfect roster would be to score one of the big money RBs with a couple of my beloved Cleveland Browns players.

What will be the more likely, realistic roster for your team? It'll all depend on how many teams are in the league and how watered down the draft gets.

Resume time: What is your history of success (or lack of) in fantasy football? Played in a league last year and took second despite my roster being decimated by injuries. I'll rise to the top because I'm a playa! :)

What other leagues have you been in? SportsHawaii.com.

What is your favorite food? SUSHI.

How much time will you spend in preparation for the Sept. 4 draft? Maybe an hour or two looking over rankings, depth charts and injuries.

Are you a deal maker or a deal hater? I'm a deal maker.

Why? Because I'll do what it takes to get to the top.

What is your take on the varied point modifications for this league? Doesn't matter as long as everyone is playing on a level playing field.

Who is the player you love to hate/hate to love? Would you still draft or trade for him? T.O., yes I'd draft him and trade for him.

What player(s) do you refuse to acquire no matter what? I'm hesitant to pick up anybody in the AFC North besides a Browns' player.

Who is your favorite NFL team, and what will you do to see them play in person? Cleveland Browns.

Who has the cutest NFL (or college) cheerleaders? No clue. (Editor's note: The Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team without cheerleaders.)

Where should the HRC Ohana Fantasy Football League hold its post-season "banquet"? Any place that serves sushi.

How many teams should be the maximum? 10-12.

How many leagues are you currently in? 2.

Would you be interested in participating in a Madden 2007 league? It's possible but NCAA would be better.

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