Fantasy profile: Logan Narikawa, Name TBD
Posted at 03:35 PM

The team with no name has an owner with no end of quotes, that's for sure.

By Scoops Hinode
HondaReport.com Ohana Fantasy Football League the Newsletter
Monday, Sept. 4, 2006

He considers himself an endless source of sound bytes, and that is true.

He wasn't there for the draft, and he probably won't be around a whole lot. Logan Narikawa will have plenty to say, though, about the Ohana League season.

Owner: Logan "Quotes" Narikawa
Franchise: Name TBD

Occupation: spewing out posterboard material 7 days a week.

Hobbies: Reading, especially narratives. Favorite authors include Jerry Glanville and Dennis McKnight.

What is the attraction to fantasy football? A chance to flex my superior abilities in the art of the one-liner.

What makes this league unique? Message boards and daily updates.

How did you come up with your team's name, and what does it mean to you? My team name is TBD.

As a franchise owner, what would you like to say to the fans? This is our inaugural season. If you aren't already a supporter, I promise to throw out so many fan-friendly surprises that by week 17, you'll be chanting our team name as you brush your teeth.

What would be the perfect roster for your team? I won't be answering these next two questions in order to protect the data that my scouts have accumulated.

Resume time: What is your history of success (or lack of) in fantasy football? What other leagues have you been in? I've managed to come in last place in a one-man league. Really, those results speak for themselves.

What is your favorite food? Does "the juice" count?

How much time will you spend in preparation for the Sept. 4 draft? It's already begun and is ongoing.

Are you a deal maker or a deal hater? Why? You know, anything to pull-off uneven trades... oh yeah we have a voting system.

What is your take on the varied point modifications for this league? I'm not familiar with the original point system.

Who is the player you love to hate/hate to love? Would you still draft or trade for him? T.O. no/no.

What player(s) do you refuse to acquire no matter what? see previous question.

What team owner is your fantasy football hero? George Steinbrenner.

Who is your favorite NFL team, and what will you do to see them play in person? Fantasy Football has severed all my former allegiances. My favorite NFL team is my fantasy team.

Who has the cutest NFL (or college) cheerleaders? Is there a place where this can be researched?

Where should the HRC Ohana Fantasy Football League hold its post-season "banquet"? My first choice would be the Eiffel Tower. But because of obvious logistical reasons (we all couldn't fit on the top), I'd say Boston's North End Pizzeria

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