You would have kicked tail in this system of Mike D'Antoni's. Probably something like 19 points, 9 assist and 2 steals a game with 30 minutes per. But you have been cast aside and now reside on the far end of the pine.

It is a humbling thing to make all that money, have all that prestige, yet have nothing near an NBA title ring or even a playoff win on the resume. Anyway, I must release you from the Tilapicudas roster. Once you are wearing a new uniform (or one of the young guards is sidelined by injury), I may ask you to return.

Farewell, Starbury.

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